 I'M AN OPEN BOOK. READ ME!
Welcome!
I’m from Oakland, California but I fell out of Vancouver, Wa.
I stand 6’2, 260 lbs.
I like the finer things in life like having money and going out. . . you know, the night life, having fun, and traveling. My hobbies are fast cars, restoring old cars, and breeding pitbulls.
My purpose for this ad is to acquire a friend that I can share my ideas, thoughts, dreams and possibly life with. I will not poison you with childish lies or untruths nor am I on a mission to lead you into a web of deception.
I’m not seeking perfection from anyone I might meet. How could I with the knowledge that I ,myself, am not perfect? Life is a gamble and I’m taking my chances by placing this ad. So if you don’t have a man occupying your time then allow this mystery man behind this pen the grand opportunity to turn this strange situation into a familiar experience because as we all know everything is strange till it becomes familiar.
It is also said you will never find what you are searching for till you take a chance! :-).
I would love nothing more than to devote and invest my time and attention to someone who finds me worthy of their time and attention during my time of struggle.
So on this beginning, of something promising and beneficial all the way around, ask me what you will. I’m an open book to you. I promise not to tell you what I think you want to hear. I’ll share the truth which means I will not hide any part of my life or personality.
So pick up a pen and write me, ASAP. I'm waiting for your letter.
Sincerely, JOE
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